(spoken) Umbrellas, umbrellas to mend Mend y'umbrella, lady? Umbrellas? Mend by hand, lady Umbrellas to mend (sung) Toodle-luma-luma Toodle-luma-luma Toodle-aye-ay Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today? Bring your parasol It may be small It may be big He repairs them all With what you call a thingamajig Pitter patter patter, pitter patter patter Here comes the rain Let it pitter patter, let it pitter patter Don't mind the rain He'll mend your umbrella Then go on his way singing Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay Any um-ber-rellas to mend today? When there's a lull And things are dull I sharpen knives For all the wives In the neighborhood And I'm very good I'll darn a sock I'll mend a clock An apple cart A broken heart I mend anything But he'd rather sing Toodle-luma-luma Toodle-luma-luma Toodle-aye-ay Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today? He'll patch up your troubles Then go on his way singing Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay Any um-ber-rellas to mend today? (whistling break) He'll patch up your troubles Then go on his way singing Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay Any um-ber-rellas to mend today? [Outro] (spoken) Umbrellas to mend Umbrellas to mend