[Verse 1] If I didn't love you, I'd hate you Watching you play in the bath A soap suds stickleback navy A scrubbing brush landing craft Your skin gets softer and warmer I pat you down with a towel Tonight it's love by the fire My mind goes out on the prowl [Refrain] If I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I [Verse 2] If I didn't love you, I'd hate you I'm playing your stereogram Singles remind me of kisses Albums remind me of plans Tonight it's love by the fire The wind plays over the coals Passionate looks are my fancy But you turn the look into stone [Refrain] If I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I [Hook] If I didn't love you Would you sit and glow by the fire If I didn't love you Would you make me feel so Maybe love me Oh, if I didn't love you [Refrain] Mmm, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I [Verse 3] If I didn't love you, I'd hate you Cocoa mugs sit side-by-side It's time to poke at the fire But it's not tonight, looks I find Taking a bite on a biscuit The record jumps on a scratch Tonight it's love by the fire The door of your love's on the latch [Refrain] If I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I [Hook] If I didn't love you Would you sit and glow by the fire If I didn't love you Would you make me feel so Maybe love me Oh, if I didn't love you Would you sit and glow by the fire If I didn't love you Would you make me feel so Maybe love me Oh, if I didn't love you [Outro] Mmm, if I, if I, if I, if I Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't Love you, love you, love you, love you