[Verse] I poured salt on a large slug I watched how the slug writhed and squirmed It tried to escape me and my burning salt The slug made no sound But I'm sure if I were turned inside out and dipped in salt, I would scream I remember how the slug glistened and resperated Until I put the salt on it And how it tried to get away secreting a yellowish green mucus In great quantities that bubbled slightly My fascination turned to revulsion as the slug writhed and tossed from side to side Secreting even more yellow-green mucus to try and beat the salt (Laughter) It was a losing battle for the slug Cause when it had succeeded in rubbing some of the salt off with great effort, I would simply turn the salt shaker on the slug again and start over Eventually I got bored and left the slug, still writhing in vain Trying to get free of the salt that eventually sucked the slug dry Later I imagined that my whole body was a tongue and I was dipped in salt...