[Intro] Do you want the family man or do you want the swingin' man? You choose (Family man) You get the family man [Verse] Family man FAMILY man Family MAN With your glances my way, taken no chances on the new day Family man Family man with your life all planned Your little sand castle built Smiling through your guilt Family, man Here I come Here I come, family man I come to infect, I come to rape your woman I come to take your children into the street I come for YOU, family man, family man With your Christmas lights already up You're such a man, when your puttin' up your Christmas lights First on the block Family man Family man, I wanna crucify you on your front door With nails from your well-stocked garage Family man, family man Family man Saint dad, father on fire I've come to incinerate you I've come home