[Verse 1] Fat Charlie the Archangel sloped into the room He said, "I have no opinion about this And I have no opinion about that" Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon He said, "Well I don't claim to be happy about this, boys And I don't seem to be happy about that" [Chorus] I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of this crazy love [Verse 2] She says she knows about jokes This time the joke is on me Well, I have no opinion about that And I have no opinion about me Somebody could walk into this room And say, "Your life is on fire! It's all over the evening news All about the fire in your life on the evening news" [Chorus] I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love [Verse 3] Fat Charlie the Archangel files for divorce He says, "Well this will eat up a year of my life And then there's all that weight to be lost" She says the joke is on me I say the joke is on her I said, "I have no opinion about that" Well, we'll just have to wait and confer [Chorus] I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love I don't want no part of your love I don't want no part of this crazy love