Roller Derby Queen

Track B7
 
Gonna tell you a story, that you won't believe But I fell in love last Friday evening With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen Well I was just getting ready to get my hat When she caught my eye, and I put it back And I ordered myself couple of more shots and beers The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen Around and round, a round and round The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena She were 5 foot 6, two-fifteen A bleach blonde bomber with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight And the roller derby program said That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head Her fans called her Tuffy, but all her buddies called her Spike You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen Around and round, a round and round The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena Well I could not help it, but to fall in love With this heavy duty woman I've been speaking of Things were kinda bad, until the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty, she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my bleach blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen Around and round, a round and round The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena
 
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