[Verse 1] Said farewell to my last hotel, it never was much kind of abode Glasgow town never brought me down when I was heading out on the road Carlisle city never looked so pretty, and the Kendal freeway's fast Slow down driver, wanna stay alive, I wanna make this journey last [Chorus] Helen (Helen) Hell on wheels Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels Helen (Helen) Hell on wheels And they're never gonna take her away [Verse 2] M6 south down Liverpool, where they play the west coast sound Sailor Sam, he came from Birmingham, but he never will be found Doin' fine when a London sign greets me like a long lost friend Mister motor won't you check her out, she's gotta take me back again [Chorus] Helen (Helen) Hell on wheels Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels Helen (Helen) Hell on wheels And they're never gonna take her away [Verse 3] Got no time for a rum and lime, I wanna get my right foot down Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town Spend the day upon the motorway, where the carburetors blast Slow down driver, wanna stay alive, I wanna make this journey last [Chorus] Helen (Helen) Hell on wheels Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels Helen (Helen) Hell on wheels And they're never gonna take her away [Outro] Say bye-bye! Bye-bye! One, Two, Three, Four