[Verse 1] Doctor, there's something wrong with me My health is not all that it used to be My heart is out of beat, I got chilblains on my feet My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad I've got every sickness there is to be had I had whooping cough last month And today I've got the mumps And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well [Chorus] Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well I've not got long to go now, I can tell Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well I've not got long to go, I can tell I've not got long to go, I can tell [Verse 2] Those pills I took have no effect at all Just the other day I had a nasty fall And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor And I'm shrinking — last week, I was five-foot-four I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? I know the bug is going 'round, what can I do? And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get flu? [Chorus] Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well I've not got long to go now, I can tell Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well I've not got long to go, I can tell I've not got long to go, I can tell [Outro] Do you think it's time that I made out my will? I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill Just how long is there to go? Please tell me, I want to know But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill