Get up in the morning, get on the bus Get up in the morning, like the rest of us Places to go, important people to meet Better not get up or you might lose your seat Bus rider Leave the house at six o'clock to be on time Leave the wife and kids at home to make a dime Grab your lunch pail, check for mail in your slot You won't get your check if you don't punch the clock Bus rider Bus rider Grab the evening paper and sit down in your chair Grab yourself a toupee because you're losing your hair Doesn't matter what you do, you've nothing to lose I'm so awful goddamn glad I'm not in your shoes Bus rider (Bus rider) You know you're riding every single morning to there (Bus rider) Ride, ride little man (Bus rider) I don't want to ride, no, I don't want to ride (Bus rider) Get up in the morning, get on the bus (Bus rider) Ooh, little man riding upside down, yeah (Bus rider) Umm, no I don't want to ride