You used to pay a lotta money for a fancy suit Pay 25 grand for a pair of boots Disco dancing used to be the in thing See a phony cowboy try to sing Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat Levis and vest, I know where it's at See "Urban Cowboy" again and again Ride a legless bull 'cos we think we're men You ain't no cowboy, You're just a clown If this were the old west, you'd get shot down