Telling me how to live my life Where's your bible? Where's your money? You can't sell religion through the tube Send you money, we'd all get screwed [Chorus] Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham Upside-down cross is what you should wear Religious Ripoff everywhere T.V. evangelists put on a show Trying to tell me what they know Just send us money and you'll be saved Pretty soon you'll be our slave [Chorus] Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham Upside-down cross is what you should wear Religious Ripoff everywhere You say this program may change my life When all you give me is song and dance I can get that slime if I watch prime-time What you do is gospel crime [Chorus] Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham Upside-down cross is what you should wear Religious Ripoff everywhere