[Intro: Sting] I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV I want my, I want my MTV [Drum Solo] [Verse 1: Mark Knopfler, Mark Knopfler & Sting] Hah, now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothing and your chicks for free Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb [Chorus: Mark Knopfler & Sting] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TVs [Verse 2: Mark Knopfler] See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot, he's a millionaire [Chorus: Mark Knopfler & Sting] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TVs [Interlude: Mark Knopfler] Move-ah, move-ah, huh Chorus: Sting, Mark Knopfler & Sting Got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries He's gotta move these refrigerators Got to move these colour TVs Look-ee here, look at it [Verse 3: Mark Knopfler, Mark Knopfler & Sting] I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it sticking in the cameraman Man, we could have some And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee Oh, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free [Chorus: Mark Knopfler & Sting] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TVs [Interlude] *dog barking* [Verse 4: Mark Knopfler, Mark Knopfler & Sting] Listen here, now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothing, and your chicks for free [Refrain: Mark Knopfler & Sting, Sting, Mark Knopfler] Money for nothing Chicks for free Get your money for nothing And your chicks for free Oh, heh, money for nothing Ch-ch, and your chicks for free Get your money for nothing And the chicks for free Money for nothing, ooh, money, money for nothing And the chicks for free Get your money for nothing Get your chicks for free Ow, get your money for nothing, yeah And the chicks for free Get your money for nothing, what's that? And the chicks for free, look at that, look at that Get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (Bozos, I want my MTV) Money for nothing (I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV) Get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV) Ah, get your money for nothing(I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV) Easy, easy, get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my) Easy, easy, and the chicks for free (I want my MTV) Easy, easy, get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV) That ain't working [Guitar Solo] [Outro: Sting] Money for nothing Chicks for free Money for nothing Chicks for free