[Verse 1] Ain't it hard to stumble And land in some funny lagoon? Ain't it hard to stumble And land in some muddy lagoon? Especially when it's nine below zero And three o'clock in the afternoon [Verse 2] Ain't gonna hang no picture Ain't gonna hang no picture frame Ain't gonna hang no picture Or hang no picture frame Well, I might look like Robert Ford But I feel just like a'Jesse James [Verse 3] And I wish I was On some Australian mountain range Oh, I wish I was On some Australian mountain range I got no reason to be there, but I Imagine it would be some kinda change [Verse 4] I got my dark sunglasses I got for good luck my black tooth I got my dark sunglasses I'm carrying my good luck, my black tooth Don't ask me nothin' about nothin' I just might tell you the truth [Verse 5] I got a woman in Jackson Oh, I ain't gonna say her name I got a woman in Jackson I ain't gonna say her name She's a brown-skin woman But I love her just the same