[RICHARD M. SHERMAN] (spoken) "The Perfect Nanny" as sung by Jane and Michael If you want this choice position Have a cheerful disposition Rosy cheeks [ROBERT B. SHERMAN] No warts [RICHARD M. SHERMAN] Play games, all sorts You must be kind, you must be witty Very sweet and very pretty Teach us tricks [ROBERT B. SHERMAN] Give us treats [RICHARD M. SHERMAN] Sing songs, bring sweets Never be cross or cruel Never give us castor oil or gruel Love us as a son and daughter [ROBERT B. SHERMAN] And never, never smell of barley water [RICHARD M. SHERMAN] If you won't scold and dominate us We will never give you cause to hate us We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see [ROBERT B. SHERMAN] Put frogs in your bed [RICHARD M. SHERMAN] Or pepper in your tea Hurry, nanny. Many thanks Sincerely, Jane- [BOTH] -and Michael Banks