[Verse 1] I'm looking and I'm dreaming for the first time And I'm inside and I'm outside at the same time And everything is real Do I like the way I feel? [Chorus] When the world crashes in, into my living room Television man made me what I am People like to put the television down But we are just good friends I'm a television man *gibberish* [Verse 2] And I knew a girl, she was a macho man And I, it's alright, I wasn't fooled for long This is the place for me I'm the king and you're the queen [Chorus] When the world crashes in, into my living room Television man made me what I am People like to put the television down But we are just good friends I'm a television man [Bridge 1] Take a walk in the beautiful garden Everyone would like to say hello It doesn't matter what you say Come and take us away [Instrumental with vocal improvisation] [Bridge 2] The world crashes in, into my living room The world crashes in, into my living room The world crashes in, into my living room The world crashes in, into my living room (And I say) [Outro] And we are still good friends (Television man) I'm watching everything (Television man) Television man (Television man) I'm watching everything, I gotta be Television man, and I'm gonna say We are still good friends, and I'm trying to be Watchin' everything, and I gotta say We are still good friends, you know the way it is Television man, I've got what you need We are still good friends, I know the way you are Television man, I know what you're tryin' to be Watchin' everything, and I gotta say That's how the story ends