[Verse 1] Well I cannot read and I cannot write And I do not know my left from right [Chorus] I cannot tell if the sun's going to shine And I do not know if you will ever be mine But I will make love to you any old time at all [Verse 2] I cannot swim and I cannot fly I am no fish, am a bird in the sky [Chorus] I cannot tell if the sun's going to shine And I do not know if you will ever be mine But I will make love to you any old time at all [Verse 3] I cannot count from one to ten And I do not know the shape I am in [Chorus] I cannot tell if the sun's going to shine And I do not know if you will ever be mine But I will make love to you any old time at all