[Verse 1] Well, they'll stone you when you're tryin' to be so good They'll stone you just like they said they would They'll stone you when you're trying to go home Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone [Chorus] But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned [Verse 2] Well, they'll stone you when you're walking on the street They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat They'll stone you when you're walking on the floor They'll stone you when you're walking through the door [Chorus] But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned [Verse 3] They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck" [Chorus] Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned [Verse 4] Well, they'll stone you and say that that's the end (Yeah) Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again (Yes they will) They'll stone you when you're riding in your car They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar [Chorus] Yes, but I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned, alright [Verse 5] Well, they'll stone you when you are all alone (Oh, yes they will) They'll stone you when you are walking home They'll stone you and then say they're all brave They'll stone you when you're sent down in your grave [Chorus] But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned