Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure Took his pleasure in the evening sun Laid him down in a bed of roses Finally decided to become a nun Talked with his sister and spoke in a whisper Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean Jumped on the mother, just like a brother Asked one another if the other's a queen Digging the sister, she was a mister Shouldn't have kissed her but he couldn't say no Wanted to leave her, couldn't believe her So he picked up his suitcase and decided to go