[Verse 1] I guess I'll have to change my plan I should have realized there'd be another man I overlooked that point completely Until the big affair began Before I knew where I was at I found myself upon the shelf and that was that I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there All that I could get was the air My feet are back upon the ground I've lost the one girl I'd found [Verse 2] I guess I'll have to change my plan I should have realized there'd be another man Why did I buy those blue pajamas Before that big affair began? My boiling point is much too low For me to try to be a fly Lothario I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell Dwelling in my personal hell I'll have to change my plan around I've lost the one girl I'd found [Outro] Yes, the one girl I'd found