The sleepless nights, the daily fights The quick toboggan when you reach the heights I miss the kisses and I miss the bites I wish I were in love again The broken dates, the endless waits The lovely loving and the hateful hates The conversation with the flying plates I wish I were in love again No more pain No more strain Now I'm sane but I would rather be punch drunk The pulled out fur of cat and cur The fine mismating of a him and her I've learned my lesson but I wish I were in love again The furtive sigh, the blackened eye The words "I love you 'til the day I die" The self deception that believes the lie I wish I were in love again When love congeals it soon reveals The faint aroma of performing seals The double-crossing of a pair of heels I wish I were in love again No, no more care No, no despair Now I'm all there now But I'd rather be punch drunk Believe me, sir, I much prefer The classic battle of a him and her I don't like quiet and I wish I were In love again In love again In love again