[Verse 1] I live on an apartment On the ninety-ninth floor of my block And I sit at home looking out the window Imagining the world has stopped Then in flies a guy Who's all dressed up just like the Union Jack Says, I've won five pounds If I have his kind of detergent pack [Chorus] I said, "Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud, baby" [Verse 2] The telephone is ringing I say, "Hi, it's me, who is it there on the line?" A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?" “Well, I guess I'm doing fine“ “It's three AM, there's too much noise Don't you people ever want to go to bed? Just because you feel so good Do you have to drive me out of my head?” [Chorus] I said, "Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud, baby" Yeah [Verse 3] I was sick and tired, fed up with this So I decided to take a drive downtown It was so very quiet and peaceful There was nobody, not a soul around I laid myself out I was so tired and I started to dream In the morning the parking tickets were just like flags Stuck on my windscreen [Chorus] I said, "Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud," [Outro] Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Hey (Hey), you (You), get off of my cloud Don't hang around, baby, two's a crowd On my cloud