My old flame I can't even think of her name... But it's funny now and then How my thoughts go flashing back again to My old flame I've met so many who had fascinatin' ways A fascinatin' gaze in their eyes! Some who took me up to the skies! But their attempts at love were only imitations of My old flame I can't even think of her name But I'll never be the same until I discover what became of My old flame *Evil Wheezy laughing* My old Flame I can't even think of her name "I'll have to look through my collection of human heads!" But it's funny now and then How my thoughts go flashing back again to My old flame My old flame My, my new lovers all seem so tame "They, they they won't even let me strangle them!" For I haven't met a girl So magnificent or elegant as My old flame I, I, I've met so many Who had fascinating ways A fascinating gaze in their eye! "I sewed this eye, so I removed the other eye! That eye that kept winking and blinking at other men it'llsmakess sss ist ist (Stammering)" Some who took me up to the skies! But their attempts at love were only imitations of My old flame I, I can't even think of her name! "Whe-wh-whe (Stammering again) WHAT WAS HER NAME?" "Doris, Laura, Cloe, Manny, Moe, Jack?" "No, it couldn't have been Moe... I can't stand it, I tell you! This is driving me sane! eh ees ehh (Wheezy stammering)" ... She would always treat me mean So I poured a can of gasoline And struck a match to My old flame...