[Segue: Verse 1] Well, you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] (Hey!) Great! [Instrumental]