[Verse 1] In the supermarket, there is music while you work It drives you crazy, sends you screaming for the door Work there for a year or two and you can get to like it I don't work in supermarkets anymore [Chorus] It's so easy, it's so easy Grab can, lift arm, stack can, turn around It's so easy, it's so easy Do the instant mash, do the instant mash Do the instant mash, make an instant smash Doin' the instant mash [Verse 2] In the discorama, there's a DJ tries to charm ya They got flashing lights to dance to if you're shy Red for treble, green for bass, they're wired in sequence round the place You wait till ten, then try take off your tie [Chorus] It's so easy, it's so easy Lift hand, flick wrist, drop hand, turn around It's so easy, it's so easy Do the instant mash, do the instant mash Do the instant mash, make some instant cash Doin' the instant mash [Verse 3] In the cinema tonight, they sit and watch the robots fight The human beings don't have much to say Robots making lots of cash and all they eat is instant mash Oh, wouldn't you just love to be that way? [Chorus] It's so easy, it's so easy Heat it, beat it, eat it, turn around It's so easy, it's so easy Do the instant mash, do the instant mash Do the instant mash, make an instant smash Doin' the instant mash