[Chorus] Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain Sometimes the pleasure ain't worth the strain It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind [Verse 1] Trying to hold two women is tearing me apart Trying to hold two women is tearing me apart One's got my money, the other's got my heart It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind [Bridge] When you try to please two women, you can't please yourself When you try to please two women, you can't please yourself At best it's only half good; a man can't stock two shelves It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind [Chorus] [Chorus]