[Intro: Paul McCartney & George Harrison] One, two, three, four One, two— (One, two, three, four!) [Verse 1] Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman [Verse 2] Should five percent appear too small Be thankful, I don't take it all [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman [Bridge] (If you drive a car, car) I'll tax the street (If you try to sit, sit) I'll tax your seat (If you get too cold, cold) I'll tax the heat (If you take a walk, walk) I'll tax your feet Taxman [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman [Verse 3] Don't ask me what I want it for (Haha, Mr. Wilson) If you don't want to pay some more (Haha, Mr. Heath) [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman [Verse 4] Now my advice for those who die (Taxman!) Declare the pennies on your eyes (Taxman!) [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman [Outro] And you're working for no one but me (Taxman!)