[Verse 1] I can't keep up with what's been going down I think my heart must just be slowing down Among the human beings In their designer jeans Am I the only one who hears the screams And the strangled cries of lawyers in love? [Verse 2] God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful Eating from TV trays Tuned into Happy Days Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves To the mating calls of lawyers in love [Chorus] Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh Ooh sha-la-la (Ah) Ooh sha-la-la [Verse 3] Last night I watched the news from Washington The capital The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them Like Russians will Now we've got all this room We've even got the moon And I hear the USSR will be open soon As vacation land for lawyers in love Lawyers in love [Chorus] Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh Ooh sha-la-la (Ah) Ooh sha-la-la [Outro] Ah Lawyers in love