[Verse 1] Good evening one and all, we're all so glad to see you here We'll play your favourite songs while you all soak up the atmosphere We'll start with "Old Man River", then maybe "Stormy Weather", too I'm sure you know just what to do On with the show, good health to you [Verse 2] Please pour another glass, it's time to watch the cabaret Your wife will never know that you're not really working late Your hostess here is Wendy, you'll find her very friendly, too And we don't care just what you do On with the show, good health to you [Interlude] Petina starts the show at 2 o'clock [Verse 3] Oh, if by chance you find that you can't make it anymore We'll put you in a cab and get you safely to the door But we've got all the answers and we've got lovely dancers, too There's nothing else you have to do On with the show, good health to you [Verse 4] You're all such lovely people dancing, eating 'round the floor But if you have to fight, please take your trouble out the door For now I say with sorrow until this time tomorrow We'll bid you all a fond adieu On with the show, good health to you