[Verse 1] This must be the place Second place in the human race Down in the basement Now I know what he meant [Chorus] Secondary modern But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home [Verse 2] This is the hand that you never shook You never gave me the chance that I took [Chorus] Secondary modern But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home [Bridge] Is it out of the question Between you and me? Is it pleasure or business Or a packet of three? [Verse 3] Nobody makes me sad like you Now my whole world goes from blue to blue [Chorus] Secondary modern But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home Secondary modern But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home [Outro] 'Til the girls go home 'Til the girls go home 'Til the girls go home