Crippled children suck It's easy to see Their parents were dumb For having VD Conceiving a baby As ugly as it I say give it leg braces That don't even fit Mom and Dad smoked their dope For a liberal smooth future, they had a lot of hope But because of their folly Their life is really crass A little baby boy With an arm stuck out his ass Crippled children suck Crippled children suck