I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living Burn the little panties off of nubiles with a Bunsen burner Slam on that maturity but, Jesus, fuck, their tits are firmer Pick them up for Grease 2 and by God they're going to drivers ed That's ok 'cause Mom will dork me in that queen size parent's bed I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living Friday afternoons at 1:00 you'll find me lifting pension checks From old codgers' mailboxes then off to Corvettes' Sanyo tape decks Ripping off a blind man's tin cup is what I call living it up Piss into a mountain dew: he'll drink it down, the stupid fuck I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living I sin for a living