We're the Meatmen and you suck! "Meatmen Stomp!" You may not like us very much We don't care cuz we know you suck We hate a lot of people and we hate a lot of stuff And if we're in the right place then we can't hate enough We're the Meatmen We're the Meatmen We're the Meatmen Stomp, stomp, stomp We're the Meatmen The fucking Meatmen We're the Meatmen Stomp, stomp, stomp Drunk by nature, don't you know We find a lot of trouble where ever we go See old people sitting in the sun Whip it out, pee on them, and then we run We're the Meatmen We're the Meatmen We're the Meatmen Stomp, stomp, stomp We're the Meatmen The fucking Meatmen Stomp, stomp, stomp The sluts! We like any girl that'll pull down her pants Any time we give her a second glance No she won't blow her chance She'll just blow what's in the Meatmen's pants We're the Meatmen We're the Meatmen We're the Meatmen Stomp, stomp, stomp We're the Meatmen The fucking Meatmen We're the Meatmen Stomp, stomp, stomp Did you ever hear, like, when a tapeworm, like a thirty foot tapeworm, crawls out of your ass? You know what sound it makes as it rears its head? Eeeeeeaarrggh! This is dedicated to the little boy that lives in my bowels. It's called "Mr. Tapeworm."