Crab legs, pâté, sweet pork juices Mr. Tapeworm never refuses Head cheese, veggies, pizza pie That little guy spits in my eye Oh Mr. Tapeworm he'll make me squirm Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn Maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers Daily my dead bowels he conquers Crawls out of my dirt chute at night To feast on my fridge's delights Oh Mr. Tapeworm he'll make me squirm Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn Crab legs, pâté, sweet pork juices Mr. Tapeworm never refuses Head cheese, veggies, pizza pie That little guy spits in my eye Oh Mr. Tapeworm he'll make me squirm Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn