They look For love We look For meat They think That's bad We think That's neat Girls have problems, yes indeed Like that monthly rot they all must bleed Thought about that, well think about this Don't wanna sit when I take a piss I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl Not being able to choose your fuck 'Cause some schmuck might beat you up No fun like that in the world Just because you're a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl Bloody mess from a monthly discharge Livin' like that must be hard Glad it happens to them not me Like having babies, one, two, three There are many reasons, can't you see I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl I'm glad I'm not a girl Jesus